Heartbreak is Hot
Dude, I watched the Nick Lachey interview on MTV this weekend, and I totally felt sorry for him. I'm so Team Nick now. How stupid was Jessica? Here is a man who wanted to be married, wants to have a family, and just live happily ever after. And he's a yummy piece of eye candy too. His whole album is basically about his broken heart he got from Jessica up and leaving him for her career. I hope is new CD is really successful and he finds what he's looking for. Nick is hotness
posted by Luckeecharm at 10:11 PM
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Lachey is a one-hit-wonder nut.
Jessica woke up one morning and wondered, "Why do I have to go on carrying this loser? Wait. I don't. That's what lawyers are for."
All Nick probably wanted to do was to knock Jessica up - right in the prime of her career. Yeah, brilliant timing you envious Chump.
Now Lachey's trying to cash in on their break up. That means if his latest album doesn't chart, it's only going to be a matter of time before a scandalous sex tape gets "mysteriously" leaked onto the web.
All of which is sad because now everyone is going to point and laugh at Nick Lachey's lack of endowment.
To counter, Ms.Simpson's next CD will be covering the song first made famous by the group 20 Fingers: Short Dick Man.
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