The End Is Near
These are the signs that are being put up all around Tom Cruise's house.From what I can see they say ..but be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.. . Whatever. That's so beyond weird it just makes fun of itself. I hope this whole experience wakes Katie up and she runs. Tom should not be responsible for children. Hell, he shouldn't be responsible for himself anymore. Locked up in a padded room without furniture more like it. Remember when Katie was just normal Joey Potter from Dawson's Creek? Now the poor girl has gone over to the dark side. Or the looney side. Whichever.
posted by Luckeecharm at 6:03 PM
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Look, I know people want to think of Katie as some poor, misguided little girl who'll become all normal soon, but it ain't gonna happen.
She's had plenty of chances to smell the coffee, and I think she has. She wants the status, she likes being "adored" by a cult. She thinks this will give her the billing of Catherine Zeta Jones or Angelina Jolie.
Pity she attached herself to Tom Cruise, given that he's a joke. Having a sham relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal or Samuel L. Jackson would have been a better career-move.
So what does that teach us? Do your research. Sure, he may have been super twenty years ago, but if he's Idiot King of the Couchjump *now*, then it just ain't worth it, gurrlfreeen'.
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