Friday, March 24, 2006

What the Fuck? Eeww


What the fuck is this? Some pro-lifers in New York made this statue of art(?) of Britney Spears supposedly giving birth. For one thing Britney had a c-section because she's too pussy to actually give birth herself. Dumb whore. And this piece of "art" is wrong on so many disgusting levels.

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Blogger Pristine Apostle said...

Kevin Federline purchased this exquisite looking statue (with Brit's American Express).

Upon delivery to his -er- Ms.Spears' house, Kevin began drilling a large hole where the crown of Sean Preson's head was peaking out throught the vagina.

Upon completion, Mr.Federline renamed the Pro-Life piece, "Opening an Account at My Sperm Bank". Then he proceeded to have relations with the inanimate work of art in a room filled with $20 bills.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Sponge Girl said...

What I do want to know, really want to know, is how anatomically correct is this creation? Does anyone have a picture of this thing from the other side? Do you go blind if you look at Britney's stretched assets? And how will lil' Sean react to this when he's old enough to be told?

And how the (insert profanity here) does pro-life group think this will promote their cause? Having a naked, pregnant Britney clutching on to a disembodied bear's head has, in fact, a very clear "USE A CONDOM YOU STUPID WANKER"- message. Last I checked, it wasn't compatible with the pro-lifer platform.

3:30 AM  

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