Warning: The Spawn of Scientology is Upon Us!
Prepare yourselves. The womb that grows Xeno's child is close to bursting. The spawn of TomKat is due to make an appearance in the very near future. This could mean some or all of the following: a) Scientology will take over the world and us normal people will become under their power. b) there will be massive jumping of couches. c) the pillow will finally come out from Katie's shirt. Or *Luckeecharm crosses fingers**d) After giving birth with no pain killers and being threatened to keep absolutely silent, Katie will finally remember what its like to be normal and want to save her child from Tom and the loonies at the Scientology Center. She could very well do this because I have yet to believe that Tom actually fathered this child.
posted by Luckeecharm at 9:19 PM
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What if Sammuel L. Jackson was the one who sired Katie's unborn son?
That child would then be born labelled the Anti-Scientologist. Sam would insist that the infant's first name be Action, after the classic thriller starring Sharon Stone and Carl Weathers.
And the babe's first words would be:
"And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those Scientologists who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee,Tom Cruise."
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