People magazine has come out with their "most beautiful" issue. Miss Jolie graces the cover because I guess she's beautiful. Whatever. I'm sure there are there are better choices out there, but what do I know?

Homewrecker

How screwed up is it that Denice Richards is having a fling with Sambora? Not so very long ago Richie was married to Denice's BFF. I guess that friendship is officially over. This might mess with her image, but I for one don't hold this against Denice.

Heartbreak is Hot

Dude, I watched the Nick Lachey interview on MTV this weekend, and I totally felt sorry for him. I'm so Team Nick now. How stupid was Jessica? Here is a man who wanted to be married, wants to have a family, and just live happily ever after. And he's a yummy piece of eye candy too. His whole album is basically about his broken heart he got from Jessica up and leaving him for her career. I hope is new CD is really successful and he finds what he's looking for. Nick is hotness

In Most Ironic News of the Day

(Yeah, you know that Tom is laughing because he had the joy of taking the spotlight away from Brooke)

Remember when we all thought it was funny that Katie and Brooke would be pregnant at the same time? Well, hot damn, it had to go and get even more ironic. Today both gave birth to daughters. Brooke named hers Grier, and Katie (or rather more likely) Tom named theirs Suri. I'm sure Brooke had a nice, normal birth because she was allowed to make noise and their wasn't any need to save the placenta. Katie's birth was probably a lot more wacked. But I guess it just makes sense because Tom was not going to be outstaged in anyway. Katie may have very well have given birth today, but I still don't buy that the baby is actually his. Can't wait for the breakup rumors to begin.

Still Faking It!

Ahh.. Look, its a really adorable, happy couple! And they're expecting a baby! So precious. Of course that's a bunch of crap and none of us believe it. This is actually a picture of a closeted gay man with a b-listed actress he hired to be his "baby's mama." Or it could very well be someone else's baby or not a human baby at all. That still remains to be seen. But check out the picture. Girl is not gonna have a easy "silent birth" if thats what she's hoping for. She's huge! And her hands! Those are some wicked huge hands! Makes Tom look even smaller. Ha ha. Do any of you feel the love from this picture? I sure as hell don't. It just makes me ill.

Dumbest Parents Ever!

Star is reporting that a couple of days ago, Sean Preston fell out of his high chair, and then it took six days for Britney and Kevin to figure out something was wrong. They took him to the hospital, and low and behold, the baby has a skull fracture. Six days. Anyways. This weekend DPS showed up at their home to question the parents. I think we can now safely say that Britney and Kevin are the worst parents among celebrities

Moses Joins Apple

Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. (And drumroll...) The newborn's name is Moses. Yuck in my opinion, but what do I know? So now she has two kids, Apple and Moses. I hope these children are homeschooled. With names like that. Poor things. But I'm sure that the new born is adorable just like his older sister Apple.

Skank Still Knocked Up

Why is Katie still pregnant? Shouldn't she have had this alien child by now? But no. The fake belly and the fake smiles are still here. I'm waiting for this creature to come out looking nothing like Tom. That will be hilarious. It will seriously make my day.

Fake Belly Sighting

These are pictures of Katie Holmes taken this week. I've never seen a pregnant woman carry a baby that way. Its like she's gotten lazy with the trying to look pregnant. It looks so unnatural. And it looks like nothing else on her body has changed at all. Very creepy. She should give up this charade and never leave the house. What kind of brainwashing does the church of Scientology use to make a normal girl go to such desperate measures for her career or press?

Chad Michael Murray is Scum

Yuck. He's just creepy and classless. Freshly divorced from the beautiful Sophia Bush(top), Chad Michael Murray is now engaged to this other girl(right) from his tv show, "One Tree Hill" I'm not sure what girl she is, but her name is Kenzie Dalton and she's only 18. Its been rumored but not confirmed that the girl is pregnant. Not sure about that, but still. I'm not even sure if his divorce is final. And how horrible for Sophia to have to not only still work with him on the show, but also with this other girl who he's now engaged to. Sophia is so classy and doesn't deserve this nonsense.