The Most Precious Apple Ever!

How adorable is little Apple Martin? Poor thing got the name "Apple" but I bet that won't let that stop her. She's precious. Her mom is an Oscar winner, her dad is in the band Coldplaly. This little girl has major talent flowing through her veins. She comes in a close second to Reese Witherspoon's adorable children. Just my opinion.

The End Is Near

These are the signs that are being put up all around Tom Cruise's house.From what I can see they say ..but be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.. . Whatever. That's so beyond weird it just makes fun of itself. I hope this whole experience wakes Katie up and she runs. Tom should not be responsible for children. Hell, he shouldn't be responsible for himself anymore. Locked up in a padded room without furniture more like it. Remember when Katie was just normal Joey Potter from Dawson's Creek? Now the poor girl has gone over to the dark side. Or the looney side. Whichever.

Baby Violet Affleck

Jennifer Garner with daughter Violet. This is the first almost clear picture we have had of Ben and Jen's daughter. Its so adorable even if it is a bit fuzzy. Maybe that just adds to how precious it is. I love Ben and I love Jen. So them having a beautiful, happy family is all the more cute to me.

Someone wants to Make a (Another) Mistake

Tori Spelling wants to get pregnant as soon as possible to her parents total disgust. I guess daddy's little girl is finally rebelling and doesn't want to be a little Spelling princess anymore. She just want to get knocked up so her and her baby's daddy can go live meaningless lives. To hell with whoever they step on along the way. Like his other children from his previous marriage( not sure if that divorce is even final) To hell with what her parents think. She should think about that. They are the ones who have the money coming in. But maybe their hearts will melt when they see the spoilt brat their princess has brought into the world.

Warning: The Spawn of Scientology is Upon Us!

Prepare yourselves. The womb that grows Xeno's child is close to bursting. The spawn of TomKat is due to make an appearance in the very near future. This could mean some or all of the following: a) Scientology will take over the world and us normal people will become under their power. b) there will be massive jumping of couches. c) the pillow will finally come out from Katie's shirt. Or *Luckeecharm crosses fingers**d) After giving birth with no pain killers and being threatened to keep absolutely silent, Katie will finally remember what its like to be normal and want to save her child from Tom and the loonies at the Scientology Center. She could very well do this because I have yet to believe that Tom actually fathered this child.

What the Fuck? Eeww

What the fuck is this? Some pro-lifers in New York made this statue of art(?) of Britney Spears supposedly giving birth. For one thing Britney had a c-section because she's too pussy to actually give birth herself. Dumb whore. And this piece of "art" is wrong on so many disgusting levels.

Thanks, But No Thanks

Okay, so here is KFed with his hair cut off. He supposedly cut off his hair to donate it to "Locks of Love" Why would anyone want his hair? Do you remember it? It was nasty and looked dirty. Yeah, his new look is an improvement, but his hair wasn't worth keeping.

Born With a Silver Spoon

Another spoiled brat has been brought into the world. Donald Trump's wife gave birth to a son early this morning. I've heard that his name is Barron William Trump. Hopfully this couple stays together to raise the baby.

What a Freakin Asshole

Katie Holmes is due to give birth any day now, and I guess her and Tom have yet to decide on where the birth is to take place. She wants (good choice) to give birth at a hospital with doctors and equitment and stuff. Tom wants (because he's a (gay) man and an asshole) the birth to take place on a Scientology yaht. Thats so damn retarded. She's the one actually giving birth, so he should shut the hell up.

Still Looking Knocked Up

Here's Britney still looking kind of pregnant. And very hideously dress I might add. There have more and more reports and gossip that the hillbilly pop princess is expecting baby number two. I'm starting to think she is. What an ugly turn her life has taken. Married to that loser and a career that just won't take off again. She looks like crap in every picture that is taken of her. Its really rather pathetic.

Oscar Fab

Here are some of the celebs that graced the oscars last night. These are the ones I thought looked especially awesome. I like Sandra's dress. Jennifer Garner looked great. She just had a baby a couple of months ago. And I'm sorry, but Jennifer Lopez's dress looked great. And her hair looked gorgeous. I'm sorry to say, because I don't like JLo. And then of course there was Reese and Ryan. Hollywood's most beautiful, spectacular couple. She's the most precious thing ever. And I hope her and her husband keep having more beautiful children. I think a lot would agree that they are Hollywood's most golden, beautiful family.

And Not So Perfect Looking Dresses

I tried, but I just couldn't bring myself to like these dresses. And I know they are capable of looking better. I just really didn't like the mustard yellow dress. And the off white shaggy dress didn't do anything for me.

The Best Oscar Moment

Last night at the academy Awards, Reese Witherspoon won Best Actress. It was the best moment of the night. At least I thought so. Anyways, it was precious and sweet.

Um.... Eww

Its being gossiped about that Nick and Kristin are dating. And supposedly he introduced her to his mom recently. I personally don't buy this, but it makes for good gossip. But she did recently breakup with whatever boyfriend she had. Besides this point, Kristin is looking especially slutty in this picture. I watched Laguna Beach, and she was a skank on that show. She'll probably keep getting more and more skanky.

New Couple Gossip

Here is a picture of a new potential couple. I think this would be a great match. I want Nick to move on from Jessica, and to be happy. To have the family that he has wanted. She's closer in age to Nick, and is probably more mature than Jessica. I hope this is a real couple

Props On Not Looking Like A Slut

I would like to congratulate these ladies on not looking like sluts at this whatever fashion show or whatever it was. The point is that they somehow managed to not look like skanks and for once showed some class. I was pleasantly surprised at how fab they looked. Way to go ladies. I hope you keep it up, but I'm not gonna hold my breath. Cause you know the Oscars are this weekend, and you know someone is gonna mess it up and come looking like a freakshow gone wrong.

Good For You Sophia

Sophia Bush is filing for an annulment from her husband Chad Michael Murray saying it a "fraud" marriage. Probably because he vowed to be faithful, and totally screwed that up. God only knows why he would do something so stupid to mess up something as great as a marriage with Sophia Bush. I think she's beautiful. Her looks will probably last longer than his. Way to go Sophia. You can do much better than him and deserve to be happy.

Judge For Yourself

I think its a little sad that a small bump is an assumption of pregnancy, but we all know how Britney is. She's white trash, married to someone who is even trashier, and she's dumb. Plus, she has said that she wants to have another baby. If I had to guess, I would say that she's knocked up again. Which is unfortunate because she has a crappy marriage and doesn't seem to know how to be a mother to the kid she already has. But hey, I could be wrong. Who knows?