Here Comes the Bride All Dressed..In.........uh.....WTF?

Well this, um, "lovely" couple tied the knot this weekend on some island. It was a classy affair where the groom wore a hat and carried his favorite beer and cigar down the asile with him. The always elegant Pam wore a hat as well, but a sailor hat. I'm sure it was just an afterthought to go with her oh so very classy white bikini. Nice touch Pam. I must say those tans look great though. Me and pretty much the rest of the world are hoping this honeymoon will be low key and strictly for their eyes only. We don't need their honeymoon memories haunting us forever. Once is enough. More than enough. Well, congrats to the newlyweds. I hope their lawyers drew up the prenup in time and that Pam's kids don't get caught up in the scandle when this disaster waiting to happen comes to an ugly, firery end.