So, Who Didn't See This Coming?

Allegedly, before Britney left for Hawaii, she caught Kevin over at his ex's, Shar Jackson, house. Which should be normal since Kevin has two children with Shar. But when Britney found him, he was only wearing his underwear. There was a whole Jerry Springer scene (you can imagine) that took place. So maybe this is why Britney is alone in Hawaii and not wearing her wedding ring. You know what? I really believe this story, I can totally see this happening.

Tom Wants to Sue Yall

After Life&Style published that him and Katie had broken up, Tom and his lawyer are supposedly discussing suing over the allegations. You make Tom just a little uncomfortable and he lawyers up on your ass. Just how insecure is this fucker?

Fat Ass Look-a-likes

Heres another addition of some look a likes. Heres the famous 33-pound cat from Japan and America's fattest-has been- pop princess. I'm betting that the cat could kick Britney's ass. Then eat her.

Baby Look-a-likes

Who thinks these babies look alike? I do. They probably think a like also. They both have parents that are complete dumbasses. Sean Preston is just biding his time until he can unleash his wrath upon the world.

Fugly Bitches

Check out these fugly bitches. Who the hell was dumb enough to
tell these sluts that they are even remotely attractive? God, they're so repulsive.

Whatever Help You Sleep At Night Britney

NEW YORK - Still smarting from the shot seen 'round the world,
Britney Spears says she rarely takes her baby son, Sean Preston, outside because she fears pushy paparazzi.
"I don't really go out with him," Spears told People magazine. "And it's kind of sad because I can't walk down the street with a stroller. I'm not expecting people to pity me. I'm just telling the truth."
"I've pulled over and asked the cops, 'Could you please help me? They've been driving recklessly back there.' And they say, 'Sorry ma'am, I can't help you. This is how it is.' I mean, Princess Diana got killed by one of these people. They're crossing the line."

This is crap because she "fears" the paparazzi and says that they are dangerous. She's the dumbass that drove in L.A. traffic with an infant on her lap. I would call THAT dangerous. Dude, this girl is a dumbass. I hope her mom or the nanny has more to do with Sean Preston's upbringing than her. This baby's parents are freaking retarded.

Doesn't Make Sense

Okay, so Katie is supposed to be like seven months pregnant, yet she has traveled to Australia for some dude's funeral. I'm pretty damn sure that you're not supposed to travel by air in your third trimester due to complications to a pregnancy. But yet AGAIN, Katie is doing another thing that doesn't go with being pregnant. If she was so damn worried about going into premature labor, why the hell is she traveling to another country? So she drinks coffee on a daily basis and hops on a jet to another country well into this alleged "pregnancy?" This "pregnancy is so questionable.

Happy Valentines Day!

Please, Let It Be So!

This would be my gossip, tabloid dreams coming true. I personally don't think this is for real. This is just a tabloid getting ahead of itself. But I do believe this will actually happen. This freakshow is not going to make it to the alter. Screw the contract she signed, just leave him. Get out while with as much minimal damage as possible.

Celeb Babies!

Here's some celebrity babies. We have Denise with daughter Sam. Then Melissa Joan Hart with newborn son, Mason. Then Courtney's daughter Coco dressed in that frilly pink dress. I love babies and there isn't really any interesting gossip new going on so heres a post to take up some space.

Dumbasses

So here's Tori Spelling with her latest flavor of the week. He was retarded enough to tattoo her name on him. What freaking douche bag would sink low enough to do something this stupid? The skank spent millions on her last wedding, and the marriage lasted a year if that. I wonder if this guy is hoping to be Tori latest addition to her list of husbands. Cause that way he could make a large sum of cash. I'm not sure if tattooing "Tori" on is wrist was the smartest way to go about it, but what do I know. I've never married for money. I think his smartest move would be to knock her up as soon as possible.

That's What She Gets!

So, its been reported that Nick was seen being "too friendly" with Jessica's best friend and assistant, Cacee. I personally find this funny. That's what the skank gets for just up and leaving Nick. Cause I personally feel that she left him to further her career, and to taste the single life. Which I find to be bullshit because that's crappy reasons to bail on a marriage. She's the dumbass who filed for divorce, so why the hell would she care if Nick is moving on? Yeah, so its her best friend. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Karma is always going to come back and bite you in the ass when you screw someone else over for your own selfish reasons. Or because your father told you to in Jessica's case. It would give me warm fuzzy feelings if Nick moved on with Cacee, and had the family he wanted in the first place. Just to see how angry that would make Jessica. Cause I doubt anyone else is going to put up with her stupid ass. Imagine how annoying that would be to live with someone that ditzy.
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Happy Creepy Valentine's Day

Here's a created valentine from Tom Cuise. I hate this man. He's a freakshow and really should be committed. And this is the most recent gossip about Tomkat weirdness.

The story says that he wants Katie to give up her career and to focus on being a mother. He doesn't want to make the same mistakes he made with Nicole.

Well, its pathetic to see that Katie has sunk so low has to let this dumbass joke of an actor to make life decisions for her and her child. Seeing how the kid isn't even his. I'm sure she has forgotten that she has a mind of her own by now.

I personally cannot stand this fucker. I know he has lost it completely. His career is done. He's a flaming fairy. His relationship is fake. The baby isn't even his.

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Caught Making Out

This is Brad and Angelina in Paris. Tabloids are making a big deal out of catching this couple on film actually kissing. I guess I already assumed that they had done more than that because they are expecting a baby in June or whatever. And because its Angelina, I'm pretty sure it gotten even more kinkier than that. You know this skank rules the bedroom and makes all the demands. And to my other point. What the hell are they doing in Paris? They seem to be in a different country every other day. Shouldn't homegirl here be at home getting ready to have a baby? I'm not an expert or anything, but traveling all over the world doesn't seem like the healthiest thing to do while knocked up. Especially when most of those countries are third world countries and aren't the cleanest of places.

The Grammys!

Here's Gwen and Gavin at the Grammys on Wednesday. I think this picture is precious. And she really looks wonderful. Its a great combo of her personal style while being pregnant and all.

More Reason For Sterilization

Here's Britney Spears proving once again what a fucking dumbass-white trash skank she is. Not only is the infant not in a carseat, he's actually in her lab while she's freaking DRIVING! There really is no excuse for this crap. I don't care how huge this alledged mob of paparazzi was. I'm pretty sure the safety of the baby is more important. Everyone is always saying how irresponsible KFed is, but look at this shit. I feel sorry for SPF. He didn't ask for his hillbilly parents. This bitch should get a ticket or have child protective services called on her. There really is no excuse.

Breakup

According to People, it seems that Lance and Sheryl have officially called it quits after a five month engagement. I personally don't feel any loss over this news. Its just recent news.












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Random Hotness(Yum!)

Here is a random hot guy. Yum. Ryan Reynolds. He is all kinds of hotness. And not just that. He's freaking hilarious. I'm pretty sure I'd let him do whatever he wanted with me. Its such a waste that's he's with Alanis. He deserves better.

Pregnant and Looking Fab

Here's Mariska looking fabulous at the SAG awards. I want to give her props for looking classy, glamourous, and beautiful while being pregnant. She's my favorite pregnant celeb right now.

So here's Katie with a funky wired shirt going on. I guess maybe she's been reading tabloids that say she's not really pregnant, so I guess she felt the need to show of her "bump." Well whatever. Pending a DNA test, I still don't believe that its the spawn of Tom Cruise. Doesn't make any damn sense. It also looks like Katie is sporting a new breakout of herpes on her lip.

Headed For Divorce

So its seems Heather filed for divorce after something like eleven years. I guess that figures. Eleven years is forever in Hollywood. The one good thing that came out of that marriage is their daughter. She's absolutely precious! I hope she follows in her mom's footsteps and becomes even more famous than her parents.