Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Saturday, May 27, 2006
A Sad Day in Popculture
Holy white trash batman! Seriously, if you didn't know this was Britney Spears, you would assume that this is some random trailer park skank out with her baby waiting for the child support check to come in. Baby on hip, mismatched clothing, curlers in hair... the perfect picture of prime white trash. Come on Britney, we know you can do better than this. You were once a pop princess. Try faking class like you used to.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Its Not Cool to be a Hooker When You're Knocked Up
Britney Spears tried to dress up and not look like white trash that just rolled out of bed. Oh how she failed. I'm sorry Britney, I know you tried. She looks like she's been shopping at WalMart. And the strap falling down just adds to the cheapness of her look. Peroxide blonde and bright red lipstick just aren't working for Britney. I know for a fact that there are cuter maternity clothes out there and I know that Britney could afford them. Dump Kevin and move on. He's just bringing you down.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Into The Skanky Whore Corner
This bitch annoys the hell out of me. I don't watch "Lost" but I do know that she wasn't a good addition to the show. She also has a habit of drinking and driving. For her sentence, she chose jailtime over community service. I guess I can understand that because she was only going to serve a day or two, I forget. But anyways, now she's violated some terms to her probation, and now will be serving sixty days in jail. Which is hilarious to me. Michelle Rodriguez is skanky whore because she's a bitch who can't seem to learn her lesson. Her hard ass attitude only translates to bitchiness and that's just unattractive.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Britney's Career Takes Another Hit
Well yall' like we were all expecting, Britney Spears is knocked up with her second child by Kevin Federline. Cause thats how white trash rolls. Her career has disappeared and Kevin is just kidding himself. For all those who can't stand Britney, I have good news and bad news.
The Good news: Its doubtful she'll be creating any new albums anytime soon or performing.
The Bad news: She will be on every single magazine cover out there. On every newstation. No, not just Entertainment Tonight or Extra. It will be on your local news channels also. Even Fox News and CNN. Every stage of her pregnancy and the now infamous "bump watch" will haunt all of us until the next spawn Spederline is thrust upon us.
On a side note: At least we know that the baby will come out very adorable, but with parents as responsible as these two are, these children's future doesn't look promising
Friday, May 05, 2006
Cruise Brought the Robot Out
Bitch is looking pretty skinny already. Skinnier than I am anyways. I'm assuming that they left the baby with some very responsible cult members for the evening. Poor girl. (Who wants to take bets on if the baby is going to look like this guy?(upper, right)
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this movie totally tanks. That would give me warm fuzzy feelings all over.
After a whirlwind Wednesday in which he took Manhattan by storm to open his Mission: Impossible III, Tom Cruise brought something extra special to the Los Angeles premiere on Thursday: Katie Holmes
This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man who'd been traveling solo had hifiancence and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public.
Pulling up to Grauman's Chinese Theater behind the wheel of a black sports car with Holmes in the passenger seat, Cruise said: "We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie's first night out since we had Suri." A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos. Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, "I haven't lost that much yet." Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. "Thank you," she said. "I try to eat healthy." Asked by PEOPLE how it felt to be making her first public appearance since giving birth, Holmes smiled and said: "Wonderful." And baby Suri? "Gorgeous!" she gushed. Holmes also said that "some very good friends" were taking care of the infant while Cruise (wearing a black suit and sunglasses) took care of Holmes, making sure she was as much a part of his night as the fans. As the festivities continued, someone in the crowd handed Cruise a homemade gift for Suri: four, three-inch pink knitted toy blocks, each with the letters "S," "U," "R," "I" knitted in white on the blocks. Clearly touched by the gesture, Cruise handed the blocks to Holmes and then tightly hugged the fan. "Thank you so much," he said. "This is really appreciated. I love homemade gifts. Have a wonderful summer." Added Holmes: "Thank you. They're beautiful. That's so sweet. I know just where to put them."
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1191397,00.html
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Another Divorce in the Making
Allegedly Tori Spelling is getting married to that one guy. She is barely divorced and he is barely divorced. Who wants to take bets on who will be the one to file for divorce?
The former Beverly Hills 90210 star arrived on the South Seas island at 4 p.m. (pacific) and immediately went to the local registrar's office to apply to wed.Spelling, who now stars on the VH-1 reality hit So NoTORIous spoofing her own life, was granted a divorce April 20 from first husband Charles Shahnaian, according to papers on file in Los Angeles Superior Court and obtained by the ENQUIRER.The actress will be 33 on May 16. She met McDermott while filming the TV movie Mind Over Murder in Canada last year. Both were married at the time.They reportedly moved in together shortly after meeting and became engaged Christmas Eve
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Into the Skanky Whore Corner
This will now be a regular segment of my blog.
"The Skanky Whore Corner"
LACHEY LASHES OUT AT LOHAN
Former 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey has lashed out at teen star Lindsay Lohan for expressing a romantic interest in him, insisting he isn't remotely attracted to her. The Herbie: Fully Loaded star has always had a crush on Jessica Simpson's estranged husband, and now he's single she can't wait to meet again. Lohan has said, "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him... He's such a dog, he'd go for it." Lachey responded to the raunchy comments on The Ace + TJ Morning Show on Monday (01 May 06), while being interviewed in Charlotte, North Carolina. Towards the end of the interview one of the radio show's hosts asked him if there was any chance he would hook-up with the young star. Lachey quickly dispelled any rumors of a potential romance snapping, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan... nor do I understand anyone else that does."
"The Skanky Whore Corner"
LACHEY LASHES OUT AT LOHAN
Former 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey has lashed out at teen star Lindsay Lohan for expressing a romantic interest in him, insisting he isn't remotely attracted to her. The Herbie: Fully Loaded star has always had a crush on Jessica Simpson's estranged husband, and now he's single she can't wait to meet again. Lohan has said, "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him... He's such a dog, he'd go for it." Lachey responded to the raunchy comments on The Ace + TJ Morning Show on Monday (01 May 06), while being interviewed in Charlotte, North Carolina. Towards the end of the interview one of the radio show's hosts asked him if there was any chance he would hook-up with the young star. Lachey quickly dispelled any rumors of a potential romance snapping, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan... nor do I understand anyone else that does."