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Men That Rock My World

2008-03-22T13:43:00.000-07:00

I'm going to add to the list of "Men That Rock My World". Joel McHale is the newest to join my prestigious list of fabulous men. I thou rally enjoy watching Channel E's "The Soup" which is hosted by Joel. The dude is hilarious. I have no idea how much of the material is his, but the delivery is priceless. I tip my hat to Joel McHale and wish I could find a man remotely like him.

Twins Have Arrived!

2008-02-22T16:06:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony welcomed into the world their twin babies very early this morning. One girl and one boy. Still no names that we know of yet. Gonna be interesting. I'm not a fan, but am happy for her. She's wanted to be a mother for a long time. I can only imagine how happy she is at this point. People magazine have secured (and paid dearly for) the rights to publish the first photos of the twins. I hope the parents give these children nice original names. Not off the wall way too original names celebrities are known for doing. Marc has three children from previous relationships, so now he has a total of five kids! Wow. I'll update when the names of the babies are released.

UPDATE:
The names are Max and Emme.

Tori Spelling Writes a Book.........

2008-02-22T15:43:00.000-08:00

and its all about HER! I guess fans were dying to know the inside story of Tori Spelling's life thus far? I'm just guessing. I have no idea who thought it would be a good idea for Tori to write her own book. Its called.....wait for it.............. "sTORI TELLING"!(so very clever) She talks about being on Beverly Hills 90210. And all the juicy gossip we have been dying to know about. Maybe its interesting, not sure. Big "maybe" right? But I was a HUGE "90210" fan. I basically grew up watching that show. And will still watch the reruns on Soap Opera Network. She also writes about her famous family and personal relationships.

Introducing Max!

2008-02-13T23:01:00.000-08:00

Introducing Christina's new baby boy! His name is Max Liron. This is Christina's first baby with husband Jordan Bratman. Max was born on January 12th. I have to say that I adore this cover. The picture is adorable and very tasteful. Christina has said, "I'm head over heels in love." About her new son Max. From what I can tell, baby Max looks like his mommoy. Most would agree that that is a good thing. So heres to baby boy Max! And Congradulations to Christina and Jordan and many fond wishes.

Psych Ward Yall!!

2008-01-31T22:06:00.001-08:00

Britney Spears has been admited to UCLA Medical Center in the psych ward. As ridiculous as this sounds, it probably is the best thing for her. Professionals need to get to the root of her real problems and find a way to help Britney heal herself. As lame as that sounds. Hopefully she will go back to Louisiana to put herself back together. Put on medication(the right kind) so that she can get better. In all seriousness, I think we are all sick of seeing the daily drama of Britney's life on the news everyday. Hopefully, (fingers crossed) this will be a step in the right direction for her.

When The Bank Account Has Run Dry.............

2008-01-26T17:27:00.000-08:00

When money is running low, side projects aren't panning out, whats a middle aged man to do?? Oh that's right: if you had a boy band back in the 1980's, you dust of those old dancing shoes and acid wash jeans and make a go at it. Yeah, okay, whatever.

I'm not gonna lie, I completely adored New Kids on The Block like seventeen years ago. Had all the tapes. Had the dolls. Even a puzzle and sheets for my bed. What a nerd. (Me)

Well, it looks like these "kids" are going to try to make a comeback. WHAT????? The youngest one of these kids are 35 years old! This official announcement is supposed to coming out on the NKOTB website in the next couple of weeks. Funny, when they were actually a popular band, websites didn't really exist. Just sayin'. First order of business: Band name change. ASAP. If I could actually afford a ticket to anything, I might buy a ticket to see these fools try to not break a hip on stage

Another Trust Fund Baby

2008-01-24T10:30:00.000-08:00

Tori Spelling and husband Dean, are expecting their second baby. They already have a son named Liam. Liam isn't even a year old yet. Rich people get to have babies without worrying about too much. Like daycare, money, and stuff like that. Ugh, they have it so easy.

Random Acts Of Skankiness

2008-01-22T23:25:00.001-08:00

Ew. I feel dirty. Just looking at this. Paris Hilton and Jared Leto making out somewhere random. Just look at Paris' dirty greasy hair. Same goes for Jared. And check out the flannel shirt. Oh, the "Brawny Many" look is oh so fabulously hot. Gross

<~~LOL. Brawny Man

And how many times have we seen Paris casually and loosely make out with random D list celebrity men?

Or women?

Yes, these are random acts of skankiness of Paris Hilton caught on camera

Men That Rock My World

2008-01-22T18:58:00.000-08:00

Dude, I've always had a crush on Dr. Drew. He's smart and has a sense of humor. He used to be on "Loveline" with Adam Carolla, and that was all sorts of entertainment. Dr. Drew is now on VH1's show, "Celebrity Rehab". He impresses me. So he's the newest addition to my showcase of "Men That Rock My World"

Oscar Nominations

2008-01-22T17:50:00.000-08:00

The 2008 Oscar Nominations came out today
Best Picture:
Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Best Actor:
George Clooney: "Michael Clayton"
Daniel Day Lewis: "There Will Be Blood"
Johnny Depp: "Sweeny Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"
Tommy Lee Jones: "In The Valley of Elah"
Viggo Mortensen: "Eastern Promises"
Best Actress:
Cate Blanchett: "Elizabeth:The Golden Age"
Julie Christie: "Away From Her"
Marion Cotillard: "La Vie En Rose"
Laura Linny: "The Savages"
Ellen Page: "Juno"

For more Oscar information: http://www.oscar.com/nominees/

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

2008-01-22T17:17:00.000-08:00

Actor Heath Ledger was found dead today in a New York apartment. Sleeping pills were found near his body. Heath was born in Australia and was only 28 years old. Heath was an Oscar nominated actor for his role in "Brokeback Mountain". Where he met fellow cast member Michelle Williams and the two were a couple for a couple years. They have a young daughter named Matilda. They lived together in Brooklyn with their daughter until they split up last year. Ledger had recently finished filming "The Dark Knight" which is a sequel to "Batman Begins" from 2005.

I saw this news break on TV while I was at work this afternoon. I was shocked and horrified. This came out of no where. I'm saddened for his family and baby daughter, Matilda. And also for a life cut short way too soon. I'm at a loss of words at the talent that will never be seen because of this tragedy.

UPDATE:

HEATH'S FAMILY MAKES STATEMENT

"We, Heath's family, confirm the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda, who was found in a peaceful sleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30 p.m. (EST)," his father, Kim, read while accompanied by mother Sally and Ledger's sister, Katie. "We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their kind wishes at this time. "Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life, but few had the pleasure to truly know him. "He was a down-to-earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and unselfish individual who was an extreme inspiration to many. "Please now respect our family's need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately."

Thats HOT!

2007-06-08T17:46:00.000-07:00

How many of us were totally pissed that Paris was let out of jail early? Nearly all of us right? So today was wonderful when the spoiled brat skank was sent back to jail. Its actually a relief that justice will actually be served and the bitch will get what she deserves. Paris is an adult. Its irks me to no end that she actually believes that she should have different rules because she has money. Its my wish that she disappears from society forever. I hope tabloid magazines lose interest in her. I hope The Simple Life gets canceled. Seeing Paris cry was damn near priceless

Problem Boyfriends?

2007-05-30T23:02:00.000-07:00

My boyfriend is so frustrating. He's so indifferent to me. Smokes, drinks. Blank stare. Ugh, its annoying. And what the hell is with all the "no sex" Guys in their twentys should have a healthy sex drive. So, damn what the hell?

ANNA NICOLE'S SHOCKING DEATH

2007-02-08T14:25:00.000-08:00

Today, around 1:45pm, Anna Nicole was found unresponsive in her hotel room in Florida. A nurse called 911 while Anna's body guard did CPR. She was taken to a hospital and was later pronounced dead. Cause of death has not yet been determined. An autopsy has been scheduled for tomorrow Friday. Anna Nicole was 39 years old. Her son Daniel died just five months ago days after Anna's baby daughter was born. She leaves behind her five month old daughter Dannilynn.

A Step In The Right Direction

2006-11-19T00:56:00.000-08:00

America's Pop Princess, Britney Spears has finally come to her senses. She has filed for divorce from husband, Kevin Federline. And I don't think I exaggerate when I say fans are rejoicing. Britney is asking for custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston, one year, and Jayden James, two months. Britney's prenup is pretty tight securing what is hers. Reportedly, Britney was going to sell Jayden's baby pictures to People Magazine, but changed her mind. She decided to give the photos away to another magazine to ensure that Kevin did not profit from the pictures in any way. The prenup stated that sales of the baby pictures would split between the two. So, good job Britney!! Well done. There have been rumors that Kevin will be seeking custody of the couple's two sons, but for the most part this is just a ridiculous joke that can only be laughed at. Its has been said that Kevin was informed of the divorce filing via text messaging on his cell phone. Some find this cold and harsh, while others find it hilarious. Overall, my opinion: Britney, I'm glad you have seen the light. This the best thing you have done in years. Stay strong.

A Scientology Wedding (Freakshow)

2006-11-19T00:31:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise finally made it official this weekend. Scientology's golden couple said their "vows" in a 15th century castle in Italy. I think the whole wedding party was wearing Armani. Even baby Suri. It was a Scientology ceremony. I guess the real thing took place in Los Angeles. This was the fairy tale cover up wedding production after the Scientology freakshow wedding. From day one, from the first time I saw them as a couple on a tabloid magazine, I absolutely did not believe it. It seemed so completely random and unnatural. And to this day, I still don't believe it. Only possibly that the baby is theirs. Probably Katie's, but I have my doubts that Tom fathered Suri. So, I still whole heartedly believe that this marriage won't last. Popular opinion suggests that there is a contract between them. That's believable. Maybe she gave him a child in exchange for a push in her career or money. There are endless theories. So even though I have my doubts about the authenticity of this union, I hope it brings Katie what she wants. I could care less about what Tom wants because he's a pompous jackass.

A Baby Boy For Britney

2006-09-12T20:39:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears has given birth to her second baby, a boy. No name has been released as of yet. A six pound, eleven ounces baby boy was born this morning around 2 am. This is just two days before big brother's, Sean Preston, first birthday. My goodness!! Everyone was saying it was going to be a girl, but I didn't believe it. Ha, I was right. I'm glad there won't be a little girl named "Jailynn" I have faith that Brit will pick out a fabulous name for this new addition. She didn't do too bad with Sean Preston. As far as celeb baby naming goes. So, no girl like Brit wanted. I'm guessing that will mean she will be getting knocked up yet again in the future. Hopefully not too soon, but you never know with Britney. Congrats to Britney and Kevin. I'm sure the baby will be beautiful. Sean Preston is adorable, so this one shouldn't be any different.

More Celeb Baby News

2006-09-06T23:19:00.000-07:00

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms. The baby is due in April.

That was quick. Damn, they got married in June. Guess she really wants to have that baby.

Source: http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1532175,00.html

WTF? Tom Is An Ass!

2006-09-06T23:07:00.000-07:00

What the hell? How can Tom say such an asshole thing? "My whole life I wanted to be a father... I'm not one of those people who believe you can spoil a child with too much love." Um.. was he not a father to his first two kids? Oh, I guess they don't count. They weren't manufactured by the Scientology camp. I guess Suri is worth loving more because she's "really his". I still don't completely believe this by the way. Tom is still a pompous asshole.

Introducing Suri Cruise....I Think

2006-09-05T23:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, I personally love babies, but I have to be honest. This child is not "the oh my goodness, how adorable child" the world has been waiting for. I don't want to be mean, but the baby is not "beautiful". I'm sure she's fun to be around because she's a baby and all, but whatever. I guess she sorta looks like Tom and Katie, but its still hard to tell. And does this baby look four months old? I'm just wondering. Some have said she looks older. On another note, this is supposed to be Vanity Fair. This picture is a complete let down in my opinion. People magazine did a much better job with Britney's and Angelina's babies. So in a final thought: This is a huge disappointment and I'm still not a believer.

Emmy Flawless Beauty

2006-09-03T12:35:00.000-07:00

Katherine Heigl looked stunning at the emmys this last weekend. She's always beautiful. She pulled of a timeless, old Hollywood glam look and made surpassing her peers effortless and with grace. Way to go Katharine!

Yay For Mariska

2006-09-03T12:27:00.000-07:00

Mariska won an Emmy last weekend for her role as Olivia Benson on Law and Order, SVU. She looked wonderful and the award was well deserved. SVU is an awesome show and her and Chris make it damn wonderful. I dig the longer hair, and she looked fab!!! And she only gave birth to a huge baby two months ago! Way to go Mariska! I am a loyal fan

D List Baby News

2006-09-03T12:15:00.000-07:00

Brooke Burke is expecting her third child. The first for her and her new fiance Dave Charvet. Brooke has two daughters from a previous marriage. Neriah, 6 and Sierra, 4. Brooke announced that the new baby will be a little girl to join big sisters Neriah and Sierra. It would seem that Brooke is about four months pregnant. Congrats to her and I have no doubt that this newest baby will be a beauty just like her mother.

In Really Not That Exciting Celeb News

2006-09-03T12:08:00.000-07:00

Sharon Stone has adopted yet another baby to add to her family. The new baby's name is Quinn Stone. The baby brother joins big brothers Roan 5 years old, and Liard, 15 months. Too bad for these boys that they will be raised by this looney tune. Well I guess she was bored and desided to adopt yet another helpless baby to help her image.

Here Comes the Bride All Dressed..In.........uh.....WTF?

2006-07-30T04:33:00.000-07:00

Well this, um, "lovely" couple tied the knot this weekend on some island. It was a classy affair where the groom wore a hat and carried his favorite beer and cigar down the asile with him. The always elegant Pam wore a hat as well, but a sailor hat. I'm sure it was just an afterthought to go with her oh so very classy white bikini. Nice touch Pam. I must say those tans look great though. Me and pretty much the rest of the world are hoping this honeymoon will be low key and strictly for their eyes only. We don't need their honeymoon memories haunting us forever. Once is enough. More than enough. Well, congrats to the newlyweds. I hope their lawyers drew up the prenup in time and that Pam's kids don't get caught up in the scandle when this disaster waiting to happen comes to an ugly, firery end.

In News That Shouldn't Have Been Surprising To Me

2006-07-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

Lance Bass has annonced that he is gay. I really shouldn't be surprised by this, but for whatever reason, I am. But of course it makes sense. Good looking guy from a boy band... Yeah. I for one this is awesome for Lance. Good for him! Lance's partner? Amazing Race hottie, Reichen Lehmkuh. Two really good looking guys together! Wow. Lance kept this to himself for so long because he had the group,’N Sync, to think about. Their careers were also at stake. Lance says the rumors were affecting his life a lot more, so he thought this was a good time to come out.

Good for you Lance! You should be proud of yourself for doing this with class. I and many others wish you happiness.

Source: http://popsugar.com/13752

Introducing August Miklos Friedrich Hermann

2006-07-24T19:20:00.000-07:00

Let me just say, "Oh My God, how cute!" I absolutely love Mariska and I love SVU. Look how pretty she looks! And of course the baby is adorable.
August was born on June 28th, weighing in at 10lbs, 9 oz. A HUGE baby. I'm not sure who the baby looks like, but he's precious! August's name comes from Peter's family. Its been in the family for 200 years. I think thats awesome. "Miklos" was Mariska's father's given name. I love it when names have a story behind them. Congrats to the new parents and god bless to little August!

http://www.celebrity-babies.com/

Look How Cute

2006-07-23T14:45:00.000-07:00

Look how cute Heidi is! I'm not sure how pregnant she is but she looks adorable. She's expecting her third child. She has one daughter. And one son with singer Seal. I can only hope that I can look half as good as Heidi someday when I'm pregnant.

Another Baby Bump?

2006-07-02T18:15:00.000-07:00

There has been some speculation that Naomi Watts is sporting a new accessory. A baby bump. I hope all this speculation turns out to be true. Then Nicole and Naomi can raise babies together. Adorable!

Is Naomi Watts pregnant? While everyone is speculating about Nicole Kidman's belly, now rumors are surfacing that BFF Naomi may be pregnant as well. I bet they would be psyched to raise their kids together. Too bad right now it is all just speculation.

Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper reports it was “the second time Watts had been spotted visiting the clinic and that she was ‘sporting a definite glow’ when she attended the Shakespeare in the Park gala in New York City's Central Park with beau Liev Schreiber on Thursday.”

The Naomi and Liev expecting rumors began back in late December when they were seen at a fertility specialist in Australia. Then in April there were rumors of an engagement. She has been wearing a lot of baggy clothes these days but she still looks fabulous. A few more pics of Liev and Naomi at the MacBeth in the Park Summer Benefit

source:http://popsugar.com/pop?page=0%2C1

Official Most Precious Moment of the Day

2006-06-27T19:39:00.000-07:00

Here is Ryan with his son Deacon. I love this family. They are the most beautiful and the classiest. Look how damn happy that kid looks. Its so freakin adorable. Ryan and Reese should have many more children because they come out so adorable and will most likely be very talented. I think this family is more beautiful than Angelina and Brad's family. Screw them. They don't hold a candle to Ryan and Reese.

Britney's Baby Bump

2006-06-25T03:28:00.000-07:00

Here are some recent pictures of Britney Spears with her baby bump. I think she looks very cute here. She looks happy. This is Britney's second baby. Her son Sean Preston was born in September of 2005.

Wedding Happiness

2006-06-25T03:18:00.000-07:00

Yay, I'm so happy. Nicole Kidman got married! I'm happy for her. Nicole married Keith Urban today in Australia. Nicole deserves happiness. Heres Nicole looking like a classic bride. I have no idea who she's wearing, but looks very classically elegant. Very lovely! I wish the couple a blissful future and I hope they have a beautiful children soon.

Introducing Baby Kingston

2006-06-16T19:56:00.000-07:00

Here is Gwen and Gavin and their baby boy Kingston. This picture is precious. Gwen looks amazing in my opinion. The baby looks cute. I'm sure he's adorable, but I don't see a whole lot of the baby in the picture. Every other celebrity baby picture has been published, where the hell is Suri Cruise's picture?

Another Baby Bump???

2006-06-14T20:44:00.000-07:00

Star magazine is saying that Nicole Kidman may be pregnant because of these photos where there may or may not be a baby bump. I see the bump and if that is indeed a real bump and not a photoshopped bump then I will say that it does look like a baby bump. I would would be so happy if Nicole was preggers because I know that would make Tom Cruise uncomfortable and uneasy. *evil laugh from Luckeecharm*But of course this is all just speculation and nothing is for sure or confirmed. Nicole is said to marrying Keith Urban at the end of the month. Maybe her alledged baby bump is the reason for the hurried wedding.

Expressing Yourself With Some Humor

2006-06-14T20:30:00.000-07:00

I tip my hat to this guy. This guy is a director and has voiced his opinion on Scientology which isn't a very high opinion. Good for him. Much props to him wearing a shirt that expresses how he feels about it. And by the way its a freaking hilarious shirt that I would not mind owning. I hope it makes all scientologists angry because that just gives me warm fuzzy feelings all over. But we all know how Scientologists are. They can somehow make these t-shirts disappear. Thats how crazy and powerful they are. Wicked scary.

Big Crying Baby

2006-06-13T19:06:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears goes on Dateline with Matt Lauer to talk about a bunch of junk and gets really emotional. She complains about how everyone judges her and how photographers bother her all the time. Whatever. I think this picture is hilarious.

Introducing Shiloh

2006-06-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

Here is the highly anticipated Jolie-Pitt baby. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born last week in Nambiba. Or however you spell it. The baby is precious of course. I think she looks like Brad. With Angelina's lips. How adorable is Brad with his daughter. I'm glad that they didn't wait to publish pictures of their daughter.(Like other celeb parents who pimp out their babies. I am reminded that we have yet to see any pictures of Suri Cruise.) I still don't like Angelina and I don't have favorable opinions of Brad, but their daughter didn't ask to be born into their mess. She's innocent in all of this. They are still messed up people. They can't erase their sins with charity, but anyways, I shouldn't be ranting. Welcome to the world Shiloh! Hopefully you won't inherit any of your parents' character traits.

Adam Carolla Welcomes Twins

2006-06-08T19:02:00.000-07:00

Former Loveline and Man Show host Adam Carolla, 42, and his wife Lynette welcomed their first children by scheduled cesarean section this morning. Sonny weighed in at 6 lbs, 4 oz, while Natalia was 5 lbs, 12 oz. - great weights for twins!

Congrats and God bless

More Baby Bump Watch

2006-06-01T02:06:00.000-07:00

Photos of Reese Witherspoon walking on some beach with her daughter Ava. There has been some talk that there is an alleged "baby bump" in these pictures. I'm going to go ahead and guess that Reese is preggers becasue these pictures remind me of the "baby bump" Angelina was sporting a few months ago, and Angelina just gave birth to a baby girl. Reese is one of my favorite actresses. Reese and her husband Ryan have the most beautiful children among the celebrities, so I hope she is indeed pregnant again.

My Space -Come Visit

2006-05-30T21:09:00.000-07:00

http://www.myspace.com/luckee_charm

Its a Girl!

2006-05-27T19:16:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have welcomed their baby. Its a girl! Her name is Shiloh. I'm sure she's a beautiful baby. Congrats and god bless even though I disapprove of this couple.

A Little Royalty Crush

2006-05-27T16:37:00.000-07:00

Is it okay that I'm totally attracted to Prince Harry. Yes, he's royalty, but oh so cute in his own right. He has red hair, and I have a weakness for guys with red hair. And he's doing the whole military thing which is total hotness. Oh yummy!

Men That Rock My World

2006-05-27T03:05:00.000-07:00

Carlos Mencia is so damn funny. I don't care what other people think. He is so awsome. Never fails to make me laugh. I love how he's Mexican, and totally makes fun of Mexicans. And all other races as well. He's one of my favorites on tv right now.

A Sad Day in Popculture

2006-05-27T02:48:00.000-07:00

Holy white trash batman! Seriously, if you didn't know this was Britney Spears, you would assume that this is some random trailer park skank out with her baby waiting for the child support check to come in. Baby on hip, mismatched clothing, curlers in hair... the perfect picture of prime white trash. Come on Britney, we know you can do better than this. You were once a pop princess. Try faking class like you used to.

Its A Boy!

2006-05-26T22:21:00.000-07:00

Gwen (finally) had her baby today! Baby boy Kingston James McGregor Rossdale was born today shortly before one pm. Congrats to the beautiful couple and best wishes! I'm sure the new baby will be beautiful just like his parents.

Its Not Cool to be a Hooker When You're Knocked Up

2006-05-25T21:07:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears tried to dress up and not look like white trash that just rolled out of bed. Oh how she failed. I'm sorry Britney, I know you tried. She looks like she's been shopping at WalMart. And the strap falling down just adds to the cheapness of her look. Peroxide blonde and bright red lipstick just aren't working for Britney. I know for a fact that there are cuter maternity clothes out there and I know that Britney could afford them. Dump Kevin and move on. He's just bringing you down.

Men That Rock My World

2006-05-25T13:41:00.000-07:00

Dude, this guy is so cool. I'm sorry but I have to admit. He makes everything he talks about so damn interesting. Cold Case Files, American Justice, and all that other crap on A&E. Bill Kurtis is so effin' fetch.

Into The Skanky Whore Corner

2006-05-23T18:27:00.000-07:00

This bitch annoys the hell out of me. I don't watch "Lost" but I do know that she wasn't a good addition to the show. She also has a habit of drinking and driving. For her sentence, she chose jailtime over community service. I guess I can understand that because she was only going to serve a day or two, I forget. But anyways, now she's violated some terms to her probation, and now will be serving sixty days in jail. Which is hilarious to me. Michelle Rodriguez is skanky whore because she's a bitch who can't seem to learn her lesson. Her hard ass attitude only translates to bitchiness and that's just unattractive.

Britney's Career Takes Another Hit

2006-05-14T06:37:00.000-07:00

Well yall' like we were all expecting, Britney Spears is knocked up with her second child by Kevin Federline. Cause thats how white trash rolls. Her career has disappeared and Kevin is just kidding himself. For all those who can't stand Britney, I have good news and bad news.

The Good news: Its doubtful she'll be creating any new albums anytime soon or performing.

The Bad news: She will be on every single magazine cover out there. On every newstation. No, not just Entertainment Tonight or Extra. It will be on your local news channels also. Even Fox News and CNN. Every stage of her pregnancy and the now infamous "bump watch" will haunt all of us until the next spawn Spederline is thrust upon us.

On a side note: At least we know that the baby will come out very adorable, but with parents as responsible as these two are, these children's future doesn't look promising

Cruise Brought the Robot Out

2006-05-05T21:50:00.000-07:00

Bitch is looking pretty skinny already. Skinnier than I am anyways. I'm assuming that they left the baby with some very responsible cult members for the evening. Poor girl. (Who wants to take bets on if the baby is going to look like this guy?(upper, right)

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this movie totally tanks. That would give me warm fuzzy feelings all over.

After a whirlwind Wednesday in which he took Manhattan by storm to open his Mission: Impossible III, Tom Cruise brought something extra special to the Los Angeles premiere on Thursday: Katie Holmes

This marked the first time in weeks that the globetrotting leading man who'd been traveling solo had hifiancence and mother of his 2-week-old daughter back at his side in public.

Pulling up to Grauman's Chinese Theater behind the wheel of a black sports car with Holmes in the passenger seat, Cruise said: "We are looking forward to seeing this. This is Katie's first night out since we had Suri." A voluptuous-looking Holmes, already slimmed down since the last stages of her pregnancy, was wearing a loose-fitting black cocktail dress with white pumps as she clung to Cruise while he signed autographs and posed for photos. Referring to her weight, Holmes told one fan, "I haven't lost that much yet." Still, insisted the admirer, Holmes looks amazing. "Thank you," she said. "I try to eat healthy." Asked by PEOPLE how it felt to be making her first public appearance since giving birth, Holmes smiled and said: "Wonderful." And baby Suri? "Gorgeous!" she gushed. Holmes also said that "some very good friends" were taking care of the infant while Cruise (wearing a black suit and sunglasses) took care of Holmes, making sure she was as much a part of his night as the fans. As the festivities continued, someone in the crowd handed Cruise a homemade gift for Suri: four, three-inch pink knitted toy blocks, each with the letters "S," "U," "R," "I" knitted in white on the blocks. Clearly touched by the gesture, Cruise handed the blocks to Holmes and then tightly hugged the fan. "Thank you so much," he said. "This is really appreciated. I love homemade gifts. Have a wonderful summer." Added Holmes: "Thank you. They're beautiful. That's so sweet. I know just where to put them."
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1191397,00.html

Another Divorce in the Making

2006-05-04T17:18:00.000-07:00

Allegedly Tori Spelling is getting married to that one guy. She is barely divorced and he is barely divorced. Who wants to take bets on who will be the one to file for divorce?

The former Beverly Hills 90210 star arrived on the South Seas island at 4 p.m. (pacific) and immediately went to the local registrar's office to apply to wed.Spelling, who now stars on the VH-1 reality hit So NoTORIous spoofing her own life, was granted a divorce April 20 from first husband Charles Shahnaian, according to papers on file in Los Angeles Superior Court and obtained by the ENQUIRER.The actress will be 33 on May 16. She met McDermott while filming the TV movie Mind Over Murder in Canada last year. Both were married at the time.They reportedly moved in together shortly after meeting and became engaged Christmas Eve

Into the Skanky Whore Corner

2006-05-02T22:44:00.000-07:00

This will now be a regular segment of my blog.
"The Skanky Whore Corner"

LACHEY LASHES OUT AT LOHAN
Former 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey has lashed out at teen star Lindsay Lohan for expressing a romantic interest in him, insisting he isn't remotely attracted to her. The Herbie: Fully Loaded star has always had a crush on Jessica Simpson's estranged husband, and now he's single she can't wait to meet again. Lohan has said, "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him... He's such a dog, he'd go for it." Lachey responded to the raunchy comments on The Ace + TJ Morning Show on Monday (01 May 06), while being interviewed in Charlotte, North Carolina. Towards the end of the interview one of the radio show's hosts asked him if there was any chance he would hook-up with the young star. Lachey quickly dispelled any rumors of a potential romance snapping, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan... nor do I understand anyone else that does."

2006-04-27T18:32:00.000-07:00

People magazine has come out with their "most beautiful" issue. Miss Jolie graces the cover because I guess she's beautiful. Whatever. I'm sure there are there are better choices out there, but what do I know?

Homewrecker

2006-04-27T01:55:00.000-07:00

How screwed up is it that Denice Richards is having a fling with Sambora? Not so very long ago Richie was married to Denice's BFF. I guess that friendship is officially over. This might mess with her image, but I for one don't hold this against Denice.

Heartbreak is Hot

2006-04-24T22:11:00.000-07:00

Dude, I watched the Nick Lachey interview on MTV this weekend, and I totally felt sorry for him. I'm so Team Nick now. How stupid was Jessica? Here is a man who wanted to be married, wants to have a family, and just live happily ever after. And he's a yummy piece of eye candy too. His whole album is basically about his broken heart he got from Jessica up and leaving him for her career. I hope is new CD is really successful and he finds what he's looking for. Nick is hotness

In Most Ironic News of the Day

2006-04-18T18:02:00.000-07:00

(Yeah, you know that Tom is laughing because he had the joy of taking the spotlight away from Brooke)

Remember when we all thought it was funny that Katie and Brooke would be pregnant at the same time? Well, hot damn, it had to go and get even more ironic. Today both gave birth to daughters. Brooke named hers Grier, and Katie (or rather more likely) Tom named theirs Suri. I'm sure Brooke had a nice, normal birth because she was allowed to make noise and their wasn't any need to save the placenta. Katie's birth was probably a lot more wacked. But I guess it just makes sense because Tom was not going to be outstaged in anyway. Katie may have very well have given birth today, but I still don't buy that the baby is actually his. Can't wait for the breakup rumors to begin.

Still Faking It!

2006-04-14T01:04:00.000-07:00

Ahh.. Look, its a really adorable, happy couple! And they're expecting a baby! So precious. Of course that's a bunch of crap and none of us believe it. This is actually a picture of a closeted gay man with a b-listed actress he hired to be his "baby's mama." Or it could very well be someone else's baby or not a human baby at all. That still remains to be seen. But check out the picture. Girl is not gonna have a easy "silent birth" if thats what she's hoping for. She's huge! And her hands! Those are some wicked huge hands! Makes Tom look even smaller. Ha ha. Do any of you feel the love from this picture? I sure as hell don't. It just makes me ill.

Dumbest Parents Ever!

2006-04-11T15:36:00.000-07:00

Star is reporting that a couple of days ago, Sean Preston fell out of his high chair, and then it took six days for Britney and Kevin to figure out something was wrong. They took him to the hospital, and low and behold, the baby has a skull fracture. Six days. Anyways. This weekend DPS showed up at their home to question the parents. I think we can now safely say that Britney and Kevin are the worst parents among celebrities

Moses Joins Apple

2006-04-11T09:18:00.000-07:00

Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. (And drumroll...) The newborn's name is Moses. Yuck in my opinion, but what do I know? So now she has two kids, Apple and Moses. I hope these children are homeschooled. With names like that. Poor things. But I'm sure that the new born is adorable just like his older sister Apple.

Skank Still Knocked Up

2006-04-11T09:06:00.000-07:00

Why is Katie still pregnant? Shouldn't she have had this alien child by now? But no. The fake belly and the fake smiles are still here. I'm waiting for this creature to come out looking nothing like Tom. That will be hilarious. It will seriously make my day.

Fake Belly Sighting

2006-04-05T20:26:00.000-07:00

These are pictures of Katie Holmes taken this week. I've never seen a pregnant woman carry a baby that way. Its like she's gotten lazy with the trying to look pregnant. It looks so unnatural. And it looks like nothing else on her body has changed at all. Very creepy. She should give up this charade and never leave the house. What kind of brainwashing does the church of Scientology use to make a normal girl go to such desperate measures for her career or press?

Chad Michael Murray is Scum

2006-04-03T22:18:00.000-07:00

Yuck. He's just creepy and classless. Freshly divorced from the beautiful Sophia Bush(top), Chad Michael Murray is now engaged to this other girl(right) from his tv show, "One Tree Hill" I'm not sure what girl she is, but her name is Kenzie Dalton and she's only 18. Its been rumored but not confirmed that the girl is pregnant. Not sure about that, but still. I'm not even sure if his divorce is final. And how horrible for Sophia to have to not only still work with him on the show, but also with this other girl who he's now engaged to. Sophia is so classy and doesn't deserve this nonsense.

The Most Precious Apple Ever!

2006-03-29T12:40:00.000-08:00

How adorable is little Apple Martin? Poor thing got the name "Apple" but I bet that won't let that stop her. She's precious. Her mom is an Oscar winner, her dad is in the band Coldplaly. This little girl has major talent flowing through her veins. She comes in a close second to Reese Witherspoon's adorable children. Just my opinion.

The End Is Near

2006-03-28T18:03:00.000-08:00

These are the signs that are being put up all around Tom Cruise's house.From what I can see they say ..but be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.. . Whatever. That's so beyond weird it just makes fun of itself. I hope this whole experience wakes Katie up and she runs. Tom should not be responsible for children. Hell, he shouldn't be responsible for himself anymore. Locked up in a padded room without furniture more like it. Remember when Katie was just normal Joey Potter from Dawson's Creek? Now the poor girl has gone over to the dark side. Or the looney side. Whichever.

Baby Violet Affleck

2006-03-28T17:56:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Garner with daughter Violet. This is the first almost clear picture we have had of Ben and Jen's daughter. Its so adorable even if it is a bit fuzzy. Maybe that just adds to how precious it is. I love Ben and I love Jen. So them having a beautiful, happy family is all the more cute to me.

Someone wants to Make a (Another) Mistake

2006-03-25T21:44:00.000-08:00

Tori Spelling wants to get pregnant as soon as possible to her parents total disgust. I guess daddy's little girl is finally rebelling and doesn't want to be a little Spelling princess anymore. She just want to get knocked up so her and her baby's daddy can go live meaningless lives. To hell with whoever they step on along the way. Like his other children from his previous marriage( not sure if that divorce is even final) To hell with what her parents think. She should think about that. They are the ones who have the money coming in. But maybe their hearts will melt when they see the spoilt brat their princess has brought into the world.

Warning: The Spawn of Scientology is Upon Us!

2006-03-24T21:19:00.000-08:00

Prepare yourselves. The womb that grows Xeno's child is close to bursting. The spawn of TomKat is due to make an appearance in the very near future. This could mean some or all of the following: a) Scientology will take over the world and us normal people will become under their power. b) there will be massive jumping of couches. c) the pillow will finally come out from Katie's shirt. Or *Luckeecharm crosses fingers**d) After giving birth with no pain killers and being threatened to keep absolutely silent, Katie will finally remember what its like to be normal and want to save her child from Tom and the loonies at the Scientology Center. She could very well do this because I have yet to believe that Tom actually fathered this child.

What the Fuck? Eeww

2006-03-24T21:12:00.000-08:00

What the fuck is this? Some pro-lifers in New York made this statue of art(?) of Britney Spears supposedly giving birth. For one thing Britney had a c-section because she's too pussy to actually give birth herself. Dumb whore. And this piece of "art" is wrong on so many disgusting levels.

Thanks, But No Thanks

2006-03-21T17:32:00.000-08:00

Okay, so here is KFed with his hair cut off. He supposedly cut off his hair to donate it to "Locks of Love" Why would anyone want his hair? Do you remember it? It was nasty and looked dirty. Yeah, his new look is an improvement, but his hair wasn't worth keeping.

Born With a Silver Spoon

2006-03-20T21:42:00.000-08:00

Another spoiled brat has been brought into the world. Donald Trump's wife gave birth to a son early this morning. I've heard that his name is Barron William Trump. Hopfully this couple stays together to raise the baby.

What a Freakin Asshole

2006-03-17T08:37:00.000-08:00

Katie Holmes is due to give birth any day now, and I guess her and Tom have yet to decide on where the birth is to take place. She wants (good choice) to give birth at a hospital with doctors and equitment and stuff. Tom wants (because he's a (gay) man and an asshole) the birth to take place on a Scientology yaht. Thats so damn retarded. She's the one actually giving birth, so he should shut the hell up.

Still Looking Knocked Up

2006-03-06T18:31:00.000-08:00

Here's Britney still looking kind of pregnant. And very hideously dress I might add. There have more and more reports and gossip that the hillbilly pop princess is expecting baby number two. I'm starting to think she is. What an ugly turn her life has taken. Married to that loser and a career that just won't take off again. She looks like crap in every picture that is taken of her. Its really rather pathetic.

Oscar Fab

2006-03-06T18:12:00.000-08:00

Here are some of the celebs that graced the oscars last night. These are the ones I thought looked especially awesome. I like Sandra's dress. Jennifer Garner looked great. She just had a baby a couple of months ago. And I'm sorry, but Jennifer Lopez's dress looked great. And her hair looked gorgeous. I'm sorry to say, because I don't like JLo. And then of course there was Reese and Ryan. Hollywood's most beautiful, spectacular couple. She's the most precious thing ever. And I hope her and her husband keep having more beautiful children. I think a lot would agree that they are Hollywood's most golden, beautiful family.

And Not So Perfect Looking Dresses

2006-03-06T18:04:00.000-08:00

I tried, but I just couldn't bring myself to like these dresses. And I know they are capable of looking better. I just really didn't like the mustard yellow dress. And the off white shaggy dress didn't do anything for me.

The Best Oscar Moment

2006-03-06T17:58:00.000-08:00

Last night at the academy Awards, Reese Witherspoon won Best Actress. It was the best moment of the night. At least I thought so. Anyways, it was precious and sweet.

Um.... Eww

2006-03-04T16:47:00.000-08:00

Its being gossiped about that Nick and Kristin are dating. And supposedly he introduced her to his mom recently. I personally don't buy this, but it makes for good gossip. But she did recently breakup with whatever boyfriend she had. Besides this point, Kristin is looking especially slutty in this picture. I watched Laguna Beach, and she was a skank on that show. She'll probably keep getting more and more skanky.

New Couple Gossip

2006-03-02T12:21:00.000-08:00

Here is a picture of a new potential couple. I think this would be a great match. I want Nick to move on from Jessica, and to be happy. To have the family that he has wanted. She's closer in age to Nick, and is probably more mature than Jessica. I hope this is a real couple

Props On Not Looking Like A Slut

2006-03-02T00:45:00.000-08:00

I would like to congratulate these ladies on not looking like sluts at this whatever fashion show or whatever it was. The point is that they somehow managed to not look like skanks and for once showed some class. I was pleasantly surprised at how fab they looked. Way to go ladies. I hope you keep it up, but I'm not gonna hold my breath. Cause you know the Oscars are this weekend, and you know someone is gonna mess it up and come looking like a freakshow gone wrong.

Good For You Sophia

2006-03-01T17:42:00.000-08:00

Sophia Bush is filing for an annulment from her husband Chad Michael Murray saying it a "fraud" marriage. Probably because he vowed to be faithful, and totally screwed that up. God only knows why he would do something so stupid to mess up something as great as a marriage with Sophia Bush. I think she's beautiful. Her looks will probably last longer than his. Way to go Sophia. You can do much better than him and deserve to be happy.

Judge For Yourself

2006-03-01T17:30:00.000-08:00

I think its a little sad that a small bump is an assumption of pregnancy, but we all know how Britney is. She's white trash, married to someone who is even trashier, and she's dumb. Plus, she has said that she wants to have another baby. If I had to guess, I would say that she's knocked up again. Which is unfortunate because she has a crappy marriage and doesn't seem to know how to be a mother to the kid she already has. But hey, I could be wrong. Who knows?

So, Who Didn't See This Coming?

2006-02-25T09:31:00.000-08:00

Allegedly, before Britney left for Hawaii, she caught Kevin over at his ex's, Shar Jackson, house. Which should be normal since Kevin has two children with Shar. But when Britney found him, he was only wearing his underwear. There was a whole Jerry Springer scene (you can imagine) that took place. So maybe this is why Britney is alone in Hawaii and not wearing her wedding ring. You know what? I really believe this story, I can totally see this happening.

Tom Wants to Sue Yall

2006-02-21T16:19:00.000-08:00

After Life&Style published that him and Katie had broken up, Tom and his lawyer are supposedly discussing suing over the allegations. You make Tom just a little uncomfortable and he lawyers up on your ass. Just how insecure is this fucker?

Fat Ass Look-a-likes

2006-02-21T09:21:00.000-08:00

Heres another addition of some look a likes. Heres the famous 33-pound cat from Japan and America's fattest-has been- pop princess. I'm betting that the cat could kick Britney's ass. Then eat her.

Baby Look-a-likes

2006-02-21T09:14:00.000-08:00

Who thinks these babies look alike? I do. They probably think a like also. They both have parents that are complete dumbasses. Sean Preston is just biding his time until he can unleash his wrath upon the world.

Fugly Bitches

2006-02-20T13:09:00.000-08:00

Check out these fugly bitches. Who the hell was dumb enough to
tell these sluts that they are even remotely attractive? God, they're so repulsive.

Whatever Help You Sleep At Night Britney

2006-02-16T19:37:00.000-08:00

NEW YORK - Still smarting from the shot seen 'round the world,
Britney Spears says she rarely takes her baby son, Sean Preston, outside because she fears pushy paparazzi.
"I don't really go out with him," Spears told People magazine. "And it's kind of sad because I can't walk down the street with a stroller. I'm not expecting people to pity me. I'm just telling the truth."
"I've pulled over and asked the cops, 'Could you please help me? They've been driving recklessly back there.' And they say, 'Sorry ma'am, I can't help you. This is how it is.' I mean, Princess Diana got killed by one of these people. They're crossing the line."

This is crap because she "fears" the paparazzi and says that they are dangerous. She's the dumbass that drove in L.A. traffic with an infant on her lap. I would call THAT dangerous. Dude, this girl is a dumbass. I hope her mom or the nanny has more to do with Sean Preston's upbringing than her. This baby's parents are freaking retarded.

Doesn't Make Sense

2006-02-16T18:37:00.000-08:00

Okay, so Katie is supposed to be like seven months pregnant, yet she has traveled to Australia for some dude's funeral. I'm pretty damn sure that you're not supposed to travel by air in your third trimester due to complications to a pregnancy. But yet AGAIN, Katie is doing another thing that doesn't go with being pregnant. If she was so damn worried about going into premature labor, why the hell is she traveling to another country? So she drinks coffee on a daily basis and hops on a jet to another country well into this alleged "pregnancy?" This "pregnancy is so questionable.

Happy Valentines Day!

2006-02-14T17:38:00.000-08:00

Please, Let It Be So!

2006-02-14T17:29:00.000-08:00

This would be my gossip, tabloid dreams coming true. I personally don't think this is for real. This is just a tabloid getting ahead of itself. But I do believe this will actually happen. This freakshow is not going to make it to the alter. Screw the contract she signed, just leave him. Get out while with as much minimal damage as possible.

Celeb Babies!

2006-02-13T21:41:00.000-08:00

Here's some celebrity babies. We have Denise with daughter Sam. Then Melissa Joan Hart with newborn son, Mason. Then Courtney's daughter Coco dressed in that frilly pink dress. I love babies and there isn't really any interesting gossip new going on so heres a post to take up some space.

Dumbasses

2006-02-12T10:44:00.000-08:00

So here's Tori Spelling with her latest flavor of the week. He was retarded enough to tattoo her name on him. What freaking douche bag would sink low enough to do something this stupid? The skank spent millions on her last wedding, and the marriage lasted a year if that. I wonder if this guy is hoping to be Tori latest addition to her list of husbands. Cause that way he could make a large sum of cash. I'm not sure if tattooing "Tori" on is wrist was the smartest way to go about it, but what do I know. I've never married for money. I think his smartest move would be to knock her up as soon as possible.

That's What She Gets!

2006-02-09T16:59:00.000-08:00

So, its been reported that Nick was seen being "too friendly" with Jessica's best friend and assistant, Cacee. I personally find this funny. That's what the skank gets for just up and leaving Nick. Cause I personally feel that she left him to further her career, and to taste the single life. Which I find to be bullshit because that's crappy reasons to bail on a marriage. She's the dumbass who filed for divorce, so why the hell would she care if Nick is moving on? Yeah, so its her best friend. That's the way the cookie crumbles. Karma is always going to come back and bite you in the ass when you screw someone else over for your own selfish reasons. Or because your father told you to in Jessica's case. It would give me warm fuzzy feelings if Nick moved on with Cacee, and had the family he wanted in the first place. Just to see how angry that would make Jessica. Cause I doubt anyone else is going to put up with her stupid ass. Imagine how annoying that would be to live with someone that ditzy.
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Happy Creepy Valentine's Day

2006-02-08T20:51:00.000-08:00

Here's a created valentine from Tom Cuise. I hate this man. He's a freakshow and really should be committed. And this is the most recent gossip about Tomkat weirdness.

The story says that he wants Katie to give up her career and to focus on being a mother. He doesn't want to make the same mistakes he made with Nicole.

Well, its pathetic to see that Katie has sunk so low has to let this dumbass joke of an actor to make life decisions for her and her child. Seeing how the kid isn't even his. I'm sure she has forgotten that she has a mind of her own by now.

I personally cannot stand this fucker. I know he has lost it completely. His career is done. He's a flaming fairy. His relationship is fake. The baby isn't even his.

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Caught Making Out

2006-02-08T19:52:00.000-08:00

This is Brad and Angelina in Paris. Tabloids are making a big deal out of catching this couple on film actually kissing. I guess I already assumed that they had done more than that because they are expecting a baby in June or whatever. And because its Angelina, I'm pretty sure it gotten even more kinkier than that. You know this skank rules the bedroom and makes all the demands. And to my other point. What the hell are they doing in Paris? They seem to be in a different country every other day. Shouldn't homegirl here be at home getting ready to have a baby? I'm not an expert or anything, but traveling all over the world doesn't seem like the healthiest thing to do while knocked up. Especially when most of those countries are third world countries and aren't the cleanest of places.

The Grammys!

2006-02-08T19:46:00.000-08:00

Here's Gwen and Gavin at the Grammys on Wednesday. I think this picture is precious. And she really looks wonderful. Its a great combo of her personal style while being pregnant and all.

More Reason For Sterilization

2006-02-07T17:38:00.000-08:00

Here's Britney Spears proving once again what a fucking dumbass-white trash skank she is. Not only is the infant not in a carseat, he's actually in her lab while she's freaking DRIVING! There really is no excuse for this crap. I don't care how huge this alledged mob of paparazzi was. I'm pretty sure the safety of the baby is more important. Everyone is always saying how irresponsible KFed is, but look at this shit. I feel sorry for SPF. He didn't ask for his hillbilly parents. This bitch should get a ticket or have child protective services called on her. There really is no excuse.

Breakup

2006-02-03T18:59:00.000-08:00

According to People, it seems that Lance and Sheryl have officially called it quits after a five month engagement. I personally don't feel any loss over this news. Its just recent news.

http://people.aol.com/people/peoplenews/0,19933,,00.html

Random Hotness(Yum!)

2006-02-02T21:17:00.000-08:00

Here is a random hot guy. Yum. Ryan Reynolds. He is all kinds of hotness. And not just that. He's freaking hilarious. I'm pretty sure I'd let him do whatever he wanted with me. Its such a waste that's he's with Alanis. He deserves better.

Pregnant and Looking Fab

2006-02-02T21:12:00.000-08:00

Here's Mariska looking fabulous at the SAG awards. I want to give her props for looking classy, glamourous, and beautiful while being pregnant. She's my favorite pregnant celeb right now.

2006-02-02T19:51:00.000-08:00

So here's Katie with a funky wired shirt going on. I guess maybe she's been reading tabloids that say she's not really pregnant, so I guess she felt the need to show of her "bump." Well whatever. Pending a DNA test, I still don't believe that its the spawn of Tom Cruise. Doesn't make any damn sense. It also looks like Katie is sporting a new breakout of herpes on her lip.